The Pee-Wee's Playhouse Theme Song is played in every episode of the show except for the Christmas Special. It was sung by Cyndi Lauper doing her Betty Boop impersonation.
Come on in and pull yourself up a chair (Like Chairry)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair
Pee-wee's so excited (Uh-huh)
'Cause his friends have been invited (That's you!)
To go wacky at Pee-Wee's Playhouse
There's a crazy rhythm comin' from Puppetland (What's that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (Yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish
And a genie who'll grand a wish
Golly it's cuckoo at Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin'
'Cause Pterri's flyin' high (Hello!)
The flowers are singin', the picture phone is ringin'
And the Dinosaur Family goes "hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a-snorin'
There's a wacky Magic Screen (Ha ha)
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's quite a sassy
A nuttier establishment you've ever seen
Spend a day with Pee-wee and you'll see what he means
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin' (Wake up)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen
Now we've given you fair warnin'
It's gonna be that kind of mornin'
For being wacky (Ha ha ha)
For getting nutty
Golly it's cuckoo at Pee-Wee's Playhouse!
(Ha ha ha ha)
- Even though the lyrics say "Conky's still a-snoring", Conky is never heard snoring while he's in "sleep mode" during the night.